If I were Donald…

abigfatcanofworms Personal Reflection, politics November 9, 2020 1 Minute

If my name were Donald
and I liked golf
I too would find a good shadowy cap
and arm myself with a 3 iron
and walk over the greens
authoritatively

It's a maelstrom out there;
a swampy suckhole
and, without being hysterical
about it,  I feel safer
letting my lawyer do the talking.
Who knew?

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Published November 9, 2020

3 thoughts on “If I were Donald…”

sarcasticfringehead says:

November 10, 2020 at 11:01 am

A swampy suckhole 😂😂😂that line is the best

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1. abigfatcanofworms says:
  
  November 10, 2020 at 11:02 am
  
  lol i looked up synonyms for whirlpool. suckhole appeared on the list and it seemed such a Trumpesque word
  
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johnlmalone says:

November 11, 2020 at 8:50 pm

made me think of the things I do when I’m in a corner; anything to make you forget; golf is one avenue; love the first verse especially 🙂 it’s so human 🙂

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