"You've got gall," said the bat to the ball, "slamming around like you don't care at all." "You think it's my call? To be thrown at a wall? You're nuts" retorted our friend, the ball. "I bump and I fall with no cushioning at all I'm just unloved." and he began to bawl "Oh stop your caterwaul! Man, you can squall! It's quite incredible for a whinger so small! "Now, if you recall I too am hard as a wall. We're like two heads intersecting in a brawl. "Just tough it out y'all and take some panadol. I wish these humans would head off to the mall."
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