You’ll probably recognise the tune this goes with:
Hush little Aussies, you've nothing to fear Scotty's giving gifts before election year If you vote blue, not red or green Scotty will get you the fastest vaccine. If that fastest vaccine won't ship Scotty's gonna get you a Natural Gas drip. If that gas is industry rejected Scotty'll get your local hotel disinfected If that hotel doesn't have a tennis court Scotty will fix it with a Sports Rort If that Sports Rort gets bad press Scotty will lie his way out of the mess. Hush little Aussies, you've nothing to fear Nothing's gonna change this election year.
Very good and very true. I live in Braddon so I’m sure that they will all be popping in.
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Poor Scotty. His vaccine promises are all crumbling around his ears.
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Hard to feel sorry for him.
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So true.
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Brilliant! But not sure whether to laugh or cry – probably both.
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Yes. Ha ha Boo. Sorry for the confusion. 😉
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Politicians, don’t you just love ‘em…
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Yup. Like my toenail clippings. 🙂
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Or a hole in the head!
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And if you’re a politician who actually cares, that’s exactly what you end up with…
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😥
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Hehehe. Funny little song. Well done.
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Nice work
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clever and biting ; so more of the same then 🙂
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Thanks. This morning I finally read an actual newspaper… something I haven’t had the fortitude to do in a while. I see I have missed a lot from my ditty. It may need extending.
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be fun to read a sequel 🙂
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It really works as a nursery rhyme parody! Brilliant!
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