There’s a point where it stops being funny,
flood in house, water in garage, misfit dunny.
If you’re ever unsure
that you need to insure
just take my four letter word for it, honey.
Crapper Rap
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There’s a point where it stops being funny,
flood in house, water in garage, misfit dunny.
If you’re ever unsure
that you need to insure
just take my four letter word for it, honey.
Out of the Cave 
How are repairs going?
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Oh this limerick is one of frustration. Mostly they’re going well. But yesterday (thanks to all the rain) the garage flooded. Of course that’s where all the stuff from the house is stored. The damage is minor at least. And then the new toilet doesn’t fit in the allotted space. Neither big things but well it has been a tough year already so they feel like punches.
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I can understand that. Hope your furniture survives.
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Did you get Stan to install the toilet?
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Ha ha. Nope. Husband and I carefully selected said loo, brought it home but we would have had to move the tap in the wall (the one that fills the cistern) in order to put the toilet over the pre-ordained hole in the floor. So… no go. Had to send new toilet back to hardware store.
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I’m glad you didn’t get Stan to install. You might have ended up with it upside down which would make it a bit uncomfortable to sit on
Is a ‘preordained’ hole one which has had a preacher’s blessing done on it., prior to having a toilet plonked on it ? Sounds a bit religious…..
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Definitely. Must have a dog collar and a black robe and some cistern chapel water.
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Cistern water from the chapel loo. Of course…how fitting…we won’t go into need for couple of church choirists and cost to hire. Imagination’s a fine tool for writers but needs to be kept in check, hey?
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Laugh out loud funny!😂
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👍😆
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This is hysterical! But also, I feel for you. It sounds like you have a very unfunny story that inspired this one!
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I’m not laughing at your pain, I’m laughing at this rhyme because it IS funny.
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😆that was the intention. Thank you.
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funny and sad: I remember an earlier post where this was referred to in ominous terms —
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🤣🤣🤣🤣 this made me laugh out loud especially the four letter word. I’m not laughing at your situation though. I wish you could be back in your home
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Glad it made you laugh. 😆
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lol… but I feel your pain. Our septic has not been pumping out properly lately, and when my husband went to see what the problem was, he dropped the torch into it. Then the toilet clogged up, so I got the job of fixing that.
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oh no! torch in septic! urgh! 😀 Clogged toilet! double urgh!
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LOLOL Oh, noooo! I’m laughing but I feel your pain! I can just imagine what a stinky situation that was!
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