Knock Knock

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Reblogged in response to Fandango’s Flashback Friday – a post from exactly a year ago. And this year is even shittier than last year so no, I’m not giving up meat. STILL. Sorry. I’m crap at vegetarianism.

Out of the Cave

  • Knock knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • It’s your conscience.
  • What? You again! Please leave me alone. Isn’t there some tenancy agreement where I get to reside here without your interference?
  • My dear, I’m the tenant. Not you.
  • Shit… You’ve got a complaint then.
  • You should be pleased to see me.
  • Ha! Why would that be?
  • Because, my dear, you are on a tight rope above a crevasse.
  • Ummm no. I’m in the kitchen.
  • You think a kitchen precludes you from falling?
  • What on earth are you talking about?
  • Earth, yes. That’s right.
  • Eh?
  • My dear, I thought you were eating less meat. Do you remember that?
  • Oh give me a break! It’s such a crap year. Are you really going to give me a hard time about that?
  • Tell me about the crap this year.
  • The fires!
  • Yes. And on what do you blame the fires?
  • Oh alright. Smarty pants.
  • Any other…

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Published by abigfatcanofworms

We all walk in the dark. But if we hold hands, perhaps the dark won't be as scary.

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16 thoughts on “Knock Knock”

      1. I think you’re awesome and very far from hopeless!
        Maybe this just isn’t the right goal. Personally, I respect vegetarianism, and I think there are benefits to eating more vegetables and less meat, and I do like many vegetarian foods. However, I’m not going to fully cut meat out of my diet. It’s just not going to happen, and I’m ok with that.

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