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My Son’s Idea

For the welfare of Equestrians Riders of stallions, geldings, mares or nags Listen up! Look, I don't mean to brag but I have safety news I'll save you a bruise: just fit your horse's head and feet with air bags!

abigfatcanofworms Personal Reflection, play on words 6 Comments February 11, 2021 1 Minute

Contribution vs Commitment

The limerick is mine. The idea isn't. The man was his breakfast a makin' of delicious fried eggs and bacon. Said the pig to the chook "Don't be such a sook! At least your life wasn't taken!"

abigfatcanofworms Personal Reflection, play on words 3 Comments February 9, 2021 1 Minute

Mountain Love Song

i love you at a distance standing bold sky-lit and old spine's curve and bend crest's rugged end, gnarly yet svelte your arched feet. a bushel of clouds plucked down tucked in eiderdown or whisper thin floating away hidden clefts, slow thefts deep breaths the mountain of you without you it's wandering blue my eyes … Continue reading Mountain Love Song →

abigfatcanofworms nature, Personal Reflection, play on words 2 Comments January 6, 2021 1 Minute

Horsing About

A show-jumper was feeling quite plucky and tried a dryish creek bed so mucky. The mud it was sticky and the somersault tricky but the soft landing in cow pat was lucky. Image from Pexel's free photos

abigfatcanofworms play on words Leave a comment December 22, 2020December 22, 2020 1 Minute

What’s in a name?

There once was a girl called Anna Nommily whose name, said quickly, rolled off funnily. She was adroit and did exploit the joke by marrying a man called Mister Tomically.

abigfatcanofworms play on words 5 Comments December 18, 2020 1 Minute

The Date Mix-up

There once was a young lass from Mauritius who needed a wedding date that was auspicious She paid a seer with a crate of beer who slurred cheerily "Tunisian dates are delicious!"

abigfatcanofworms Personal Reflection, play on words 1 Comment December 15, 2020December 15, 2020 1 Minute

A Fast Food Tale

"Sometimes it's tears that salt my fries" said the lady who bought the Macca's Franchise. "I thought I was smart at this burgering art but being smart ain't the same as being wise."

abigfatcanofworms Personal Reflection, play on words 1 Comment December 10, 2020December 10, 2020 1 Minute

Hubris by my side.

Your questioning is deeply symptomatic of a faith that's stopped being automatic Just bow my friends. Kowtow for dividends. When you do that, I'll stop being autocratic. I can be very hard, I know it's true but I'm only doing what's good for you so just follow me & soon you will see that one … Continue reading Hubris by my side. →

abigfatcanofworms Personal Reflection, play on words 5 Comments November 22, 2020 1 Minute

Beaten by a nose…

The PM, bless his buttocks, believes in gas. But a few people (well quite a lot) are wrinkling their noses and trying to get out of Scotty's lift. ** What problem is he solving? ** Not price we Aussies are paying through the nose. ** Not supply. 1000megawatts? (Gezundheit) That's what he wants on tap, … Continue reading Beaten by a nose… →

abigfatcanofworms Climate Change, economy, play on words, politics Leave a comment September 18, 2020October 22, 2020 1 Minute

Doggy Descartes

abigfatcanofworms nature, play on words Leave a comment September 11, 2020October 22, 2020 1 Minute

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