A young architect called Rowantree was asked to design a dormitory. When walls didn’t meet he stared at his feet; said sadly “I failed geometry”
Tag: limerick
Marketing Eyeroll
I can say this with a serious demeanour: toilet-paper marketers are dreamers! “Air wave texture!” they say. Were they born yesterday? It's just a posterior exit-hole cleaner!
Crapper Rap
There's a point where it stops being funny, flood in house, water in garage, misfit dunny. If you're ever unsure that you need to insure just take my four letter word for it, honey.
A Photo that needed a Limerick
Said Sammy to Sarah "Let's kiss" Said Sarah "My dear, what bliss." So they sealed their lips in three slimey sips and gave the rest of the wedding a miss.
Fix or Flee?
I really don't mean to denigrate the general desire to renovate but old houses suck up every buck in tiny problems that enervate.
Planet C
We’re calling for a moratorium on Scotty’s Gas Emporium. We respect the art of the giant fart but not Planet Crematorium!
My Son’s Idea
For the welfare of Equestrians Riders of stallions, geldings, mares or nags Listen up! Look, I don't mean to brag but I have safety news I'll save you a bruise: just fit your horse's head and feet with air bags!
Contribution vs Commitment
The limerick is mine. The idea isn't. The man was his breakfast a makin' of delicious fried eggs and bacon. Said the pig to the chook "Don't be such a sook! At least your life wasn't taken!"
Daftometer
There once was a man who had a propensity to say stupid things with vapid intensity Some wished him to fail so they created a scale to measure the extent of his extreme presidensity.
Copycat?
At what point will poets achieve their peak when it's no longer possible to be unique? Every time I pen a verse I wonder if I got there first... Or is it a subliminal plagiaristic streak?
The Button Presser
It's just how she and I intersect. For her it's a point of respect - when aiming for rile-up she's faster than dial up - it's as simple as "Click'n'Collect".
Horsing About
A show-jumper was feeling quite plucky and tried a dryish creek bed so mucky. The mud it was sticky and the somersault tricky but the soft landing in cow pat was lucky. Image from Pexel's free photos
What’s in a name?
There once was a girl called Anna Nommily whose name, said quickly, rolled off funnily. She was adroit and did exploit the joke by marrying a man called Mister Tomically.
The Date Mix-up
There once was a young lass from Mauritius who needed a wedding date that was auspicious She paid a seer with a crate of beer who slurred cheerily "Tunisian dates are delicious!"
A Fast Food Tale
"Sometimes it's tears that salt my fries" said the lady who bought the Macca's Franchise. "I thought I was smart at this burgering art but being smart ain't the same as being wise."
Our Beloved Cat
Our cat, he eats all meals voraciously and he purrs his thanks very graciously. Dinner time's the thing to make his belly swing Girth and speed combine so bodaciously.
#FOWC – temerity
There was a royal seamstress named Verity who lacked the expected dexterity She stitched pants to the King and when swear words did ring, said "No zipper required, Sir." That's temerity.